Have you EVER seen an episode of CSI??

Here is the text from an ad that runs every week in our Free local newspaper:

“NEED DENTAL WORK?
Excellent results at up to 2/3 the savings
Montana Dental Clinic
Juarez, Mexico
Free Transportation there and back.”

Are you fucking kidding me??
Let me tell you what that ad really says:

“NEED DENTAL WORK?
Get on a bus with money and a passport in your pocket and cross the border. We will put you in a dental chair, knock you out, and take your money, your kidney, and your identity.
Thanks, gringo!”